Where to buy big toe tights? I like tights of all types, but found no big toe tights. Also: is Jesus was?

haha, that would've been funny. But people can't rise... it is against the laws of gravity. If anyone would like to test it out jkust lie there and see if you rise or jump off a cliff and see if u go up. If you don't die in the process (second one may hurt a bit) please tell me the results.